Monday, March 24, 2008

The so called 'Cool Gals'


Mid semester break just got over. But very few fellas have returned so far.
But thanks to my short attendance in elective course, I had to be back on time. And since there was no one to talk to and it was utterly boring to be alone, I logged onto my Orkut account and started visiting the profiles of gals with ‘cool’ profile pics.
The stuff in their profiles is very entertaining. I find ‘about me’ and ‘ideal match’ sections to be the most hilarious ones. And here is what some of those ‘cool gals’ had mentioned in these two sections in their respective profiles.



Cool Gal 1 : Ideal match – An IIM graduate.
Why don’t you marry an ATM?



Cool gal 2 : About me – I am fun loving gal. Rest you can know after going thru my testes.
Just don't wanna go through your eeehhhh...What I know already about you has killed every bit of reason and desire to know anything more about you!


Cool Gal 3: About me - hey i m too talkative. i'll eat yr head.
Others haven’t left any.



Cool Gal 4: Ideal match: ummmm.. ma doggie n me!.. lolz.. i don wanna pair maself wid guys atleast 4 timebeing!..
Ahan...so confident of yourself? Ask a few guys too...May be after reading this joke of yours, even they would prefer a b**** over you!


Cool Gal 5 :Ideal match - A P J Abdul Kalam, ha ha ha, aur koi naam sujha nahi.
Apne Vajpayeeji ko kaise bhool gayi aap? Vo bhi kuware hi hain. Ha ha ha



Cool gal 6 : About me - i'm a good looking guy, simple natur,music lover,good in studies.....aur kya bataun.
Vaise bhi iske baad ab batane ko kuch bach bhi nahi sakta.



Cool Gal 7 : About me- my self is kanika & i think that is enough for me...wat abt u.

Ideal match - me & him.

Had you mentioned the name of the guy, I would have written entire post on him. Even you would have been spared :P

In my bedroom you will find: offcource me ...that's it....& nothin to show on orkut .its pesonal.
When did they ask to ‘show’ anything ‘pesonal’ ?


Well some 'hot guys' are also fast catching up with the cool gals. This one is from the profile of a hot guy from IIT.


Ideal Match - JIGAR hona chahiye usme....
That is why the outsiders say that IITians are different. :D :D :D



PS: The names mentioned in the post are changed ones.

22 comments:

Setu said...

heh.. nice post.
cheers!

Ramkali said...

LOL
thats hilarious...sure many cool guys are catching up.. way to go

Rashi V said...

And when such people want to "make fraindships" with you, you wonder if its something within you that attracts such jerks!!!

void_spaces said...

lol . ! funny post

reallyoldturtle said...

lol.

hillarious post.

vanilla sky said...

hillarious post!
its really a sort of entertainment , sneak peeking into such profiles!

kanika said...

nice blog and nice post keep i up dude ...

abymittal said...

hehehehhee..!!
cool.....
i had a good laugh
that dog wali gal is a gud point..!
also vajpayye ji is in demand..nice to hear that!

manorath said...

lol.. hope u spare my profile.. my morning started well with ur blog..

Viraj said...

shukriya dosto...koshish rahegi ki aage bhi mein aapko hasata rahoo.

Tina said...

LOL... gud post....early morn and m laughin out loud...

Cheers
Tee

Arjun said...

Had nice fun reading ur blog , Viraj .. :)
I've added u on my blog list ...
Keep Posting...

Cheers..!!
Arjun

vikram said...

keep posting viraj
you got the point to express yourself

nice blog
worth reading

Chinu said...

cool post...
really hilarious one...

my inner world said...

that was really funny
m still laughing:)

C R D said...

haha..tht was hillarious man!! especially the testes gal [:p]


im afraid one of the gals uve described is a blogger...and im afraid shes even commented on this post [:P]

keep writing
chris
www.crissdude.blogspot.com

Dragon said...

nice one dude..well u can get loads of such cool gals now a days

C R D said...

oh btw.. added u to my favo blogs'list [:)]

Lena said...

lol that was hilarious!
i had an idea to post something like that a while back but never managed and you did just awesome job :D

a new philosopher is born said...

he he he....that was one heck of a great post.....had fun reading it.......

Viraj said...

thnx people :)

@crd - man how do u know tht one of those gals has already read it?

ArUn raFi said...

believe me evryone will think for a while now and post their comments..what if u put their profile on ur 'you are next list'?
anyway..was nice fun..blog on..